Which city boasts the biggest feet per capita? Tripoli
What country outlaws casual Fridays? Thailand
In what country is everyone slightly tone-deaf? Tunisia
Where to all the sub-billed actors go for a vacation? Costa Rica
Where do they really wonder about the authenticity of your skin tone? Istanbul
What city has too many keyboard solos? Prague
What city refuses you again? Reno
Where will you lose your ennui? Saigon
What country has melancholy newspapers? Cyprus
What country actually exists? Israel
What city does the conservative Supreme Court judge go on a bender in? Sausalito
And where's the after-party? Zanzibar
In what city are gentlemen often indicted? Syracuse
Where won't they accept any kind of cash? The Czech Republic
What country is over-run by insects? France
In what country is it forbidden to where short pants in public AND long pants inside? Indonesia
Where are they really possessive about their cattle? Macau
And what country am I currently in litigation with? Sudan
--Dan Kilian
Demon Brand Choco-Mallows
What city has too many keyboard solos? Prague
What city refuses you again? Reno
Where will you lose your ennui? Saigon
What country has melancholy newspapers? Cyprus
What country actually exists? Israel
What city does the conservative Supreme Court judge go on a bender in? Sausalito
And where's the after-party? Zanzibar
In what city are gentlemen often indicted? Syracuse
Where won't they accept any kind of cash? The Czech Republic
What country is over-run by insects? France
In what country is it forbidden to where short pants in public AND long pants inside? Indonesia
Where are they really possessive about their cattle? Macau
And what country am I currently in litigation with? Sudan
--Dan Kilian
Demon Brand Choco-Mallows
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