Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Obama Jokes

What does Obama say when he gets the power to become invisible? “Let me be clear.”

What is Obama’s favorite Keith Richards song? “Make No Mistake.”*

How does Obama admit that, truly, he is neither Christian nor Muslim, but something far more Pagan? “Yes, Wiccan.”

Why did Obama cross the road? To get to the middle.

Some sort of knock knock joke with bombs or rocks or something.

How do you know Obama wasn’t born in this country? Because he’s black. Racist? Yes. Yes it is. NPR guy was right.

So Obama, Jackie Robinson and Sammy Davis Jr. go into a bar. The bartender says, “Mr. President, it’s an honor to have you in this establishment, but even you can’t bring two rotting corpses into a bar.”

--Dan Kilian

*You don't know that song? Check it out! Oh, and he says "Let me be clear" and "Make no mistake" a lot. Like, every speech.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BdTez7-rtY&w=480&h=390]

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