Monday, April 18, 2011

Screenplay For William Shatner and Christopher Walken Consisting Only of Pauses


[Intense pause]

[Odd pause]

[Intense pause]

[Weird pause]

[Angry pause]

[Long pause]

[Intense pause]

[Pause so weird and long people think you've just forgotten your next line, and are bluffing it out]

[Agonized, dying pause]

[Awkward pause]

[Long pause]

--Dan Kilian

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