Thursday, April 15, 2010

A Good Put-Down

If you get into a real hostile conversation (This one is a little too harsh for just joshing around with your buddies) you could try out this joke. It putatively depends on the other guy (and is is a guy, this isn't a chick conversation. It's for real macho jerks in a macho jerk off) giving you an "I give up" or a "what" but you can just cut him  off from whatever crap he's trying to come up with by maliciously spitting out the punch line, unbidden.

You: Hey that reminds me of a joke. Why did the douche-bag have sex with the asshole?

Him: You're a big...

You: Because go fuck yourself.

Use it wisely. You heard it here first, but only extremely tasteful people would be able to call you on it.

You're welcome.

--Dan Kilian

The Friends of Greta

Hard Case

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