Editor's note: It is with great sadness that we present a bunch of puns for Frank Hebert fans. This one's just for a subset of sci-fi fans who like a subset of comedy. We apologize and accept submissions. What's a masochistic Bene Gesserit's favorite snack?
Gom drops.
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What coordinates do Guild Navigators use to specify their position relative to the galactic plane?
Melangitude
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Why do spice miners always go back to the place they were born?
Because there's no place like CHOAM.
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Who's the best Bene Geserit basketball player?
Kareem Abdul Gom Jabbar.
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What’s the latest Bud campaign on Arrakis?
A bunch of fat guys calling each other up and yelling "Kwiiiiiisaaaatz Haderach!"
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What happened to the glory of House Harkonnen?
It Feyded.
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What happened when the Sardaukar pushed the Fremen too far?
The worm turned.
--Steve Kilian
--Dan Kilian
--The anonymous J
Apocrypha 2: Joseph in the North
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