The First Incidence of That Thing Where You Say Everything The OtherPerson’s Saying and It’s Really Annoying

Uug.

Ugg!

Ug!

Uurrrg.

Ug.

Ug.

Uurrg.

Uurrg.

Uurrg.

Uurrrg.

Uurrg?

Uurrrg?

Uurrrg??

Uurrrrg??

Uurrg!

Uurrrg!

Uuuurrrg!!

Uuuuuuuurrrrg!!

Uurg it!

Uuurrrg it!

It?

UUUUURRRRG IT!

UUUUUUURRRRRRG IT!

It!

UUUUUUURRRRRRRRRG!!!

UUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRG!!!

IT! IT! IT!

UUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRG!!

UUUURRgk!

(Smashing and pummeling.)

IT! IT! IT!

--Dan Kilian

Screenplay For William Shatner and Christopher Walken Consisting Only of Pauses

The Spoils