Thursday, January 28, 2016

Bright Light/Deep Shade: Can Someone Please Give The Man Some Reggae?

JoFi plays Jacko! Casting the white actor Joseph Feinnes to play the King of Pop is sparking outrage among those who are unfamiliar with Michael Jackson's plastic surgery and pigment shifts. I guess they want a black actor to undergo bleaching and melting. 

Tyga has been seen with a DoppleJenner! Tyga Tyga burning bright, with a Kylie Jenner lookalike! 

First Abe Vigoda and now this. According to Kit Harington, who plays Jon Snow on the hit HBO series Game Of Thrones, Jon Snow is definitely still dead

Zayn Malik never wanted to be in One Direction. Neither did I!  

Steven Tyler's claim to have inspired the Guns 'N Roses reunion is not the Axl truth! According to the reunited band's twitter feed, there have been a lot of GN'R Lies. Axl Rose does admit to wanting some Reggae.

That's all that matters!  

--Dan Kilian

The Swarm

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