Shoelaces

Not to sound too much like ICP, but shoelaces are pretty fucking amazing.  If I had to come up with a method for attaching leather to my feet, I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be as elegant as the shoelace.  I'm envisioning all sorts of straps and individual loops of string - a total mess.  Even if I did come around to a single cord, I doubt I'd be smart enough to tie it in a bow.  I'd be hacking the knot open with a flint sherd every night.

Thanks, cavemen!

--Steve Kilian

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