I'm a Fool To Ever Leave Your Bed

-Dan Kilian

Hologram

Conclavenous

Burial at Sea

When they tow my bloated dead dick out to sea there will be a whole ecosystem of scavengers and para-scavengers that will form around that rotting mass.  

Seabirds will lay eggs in the hollows formed where nodular cysts fill with gas and burst through the leathery surface of the skin.

Crabs and fish will make a shaggy ruin of the underside, attracting increasingly large tiers of secondary predators.  

The nuts will slough off entirely, dropping to seed a new ecosystem in the dark below.  

Insects will be legion.  Tugboat rats will walk the tow-ropes to colonize the ever-ripening isle.  The monkeys' origin will remain unknown, as will the burrowing landworms'.  

--Steve Kilian

Dear Enormous Sea Creature

It is Troll

Staying All Night Long Live at Freddies

--Dan Kilian

The Numbers Letters Game

Cheesy Creation Mongers

Special Effect Live at The Parkside

--Dan Kilian

The Money's Running In The Wrong Direction

Drink and Drive (Freedom Reign!)

 

Danlage 3

 

--Dan Kilian

Your Turn To Boil

Election Night