Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Three Kitchen Jokes and Three Hippie Jokes

Who is the vampire of the kitchen implements? Spaaaatula.

The colander shot the skillet. In his last words, the skillet  delivered a comedy routine, and it was pretty funny. It wasn’t the jokes so much as the dead-pan delivery.

The deep dish pan was really being a jerk to the muffin tray, so the muffin tray said “Cut it out, you casserole!”


Q: What does a hippie-Vulcan say?

A: It’s not logical, maaaaan!


Q: What does a hippie-vampire say?

A: Free blood!


Q: What does a hippie-cowboy say?

A: Woah!

--Dan Kilian

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Huck That!

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