Mmm! Good monkey!
Chew! Chew! Gnash! Chomp!
Is very good monkey!
Brothers! Why eat monkey?
Is food!
Is good!
Chew!
No! Monkey is friend! Monkey have feelings! Wrong to eat!
We eat monkey!
Chew!
No! No eat monkey!
What eat? Pigs?
No! No eat animals! Eat…berries! Grass!
Ha! Pussy!
Chomp!
You go eat monkey. One day all eat berries and grass.
Eat the monkey!
NO!
Eat the monkey! Chomp! Chew!
CHOMP! CHEW! EAT THE MONKEY!!
NO!
Then…we eat YOU!
NO!!!
YES! CHOMP!
CHOMP! CHOMP!
NO!!! YOU KILLING ME!!
EAT! EAT! CHOMP! CHOMP!
CHOMP! CHOMP!
AGHH!
Chew. Chew.
Berry eater taste good!
Good! Chew!
Better than monkey. Why?
Maybe berries make taste good.
Maybe berries good.
Maybe.
Chew. Chew.
--Dan Kilian
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