tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69229295125888458152024-03-13T11:47:48.966-04:00KlogOne part culture, one part politics, one part abject nonsense, with the yolks broken.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger768125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6922929512588845815.post-72147230809766535092022-07-29T10:55:00.000-04:002022-07-29T10:55:09.091-04:00Black Metal Forever<p><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"></span></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-M0v6BP4WzkxYNsJs4_Afwl-VRiJPZYNo4B5W0590tK_g9ZZ6qLwT128BU9Jc7ddEgzIcWe7Is3GNe33oxhvQL4_fWfl3nOIUno7SdLGz8xfkdszTPk9FlwU5lxbD6zUSvrynT-ouDuBQXRMeFKQPi6EjIz8t3jv7AUN8lwufbh9ZMepvy443mEMs/s399/IMG_8451.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="193" data-original-width="399" height="155" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-M0v6BP4WzkxYNsJs4_Afwl-VRiJPZYNo4B5W0590tK_g9ZZ6qLwT128BU9Jc7ddEgzIcWe7Is3GNe33oxhvQL4_fWfl3nOIUno7SdLGz8xfkdszTPk9FlwU5lxbD6zUSvrynT-ouDuBQXRMeFKQPi6EjIz8t3jv7AUN8lwufbh9ZMepvy443mEMs/s320/IMG_8451.jpeg" width="320" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;">In some of the more remote regions of northern Scandinavia researchers are investigating reports of shadows, cracks, ice-fissures, and photographic artifacts that appear to involve spontaneous formation of text, often self-symmetrical. “It is as if Darkness itself is writing a message from the under-surface of reality,” says Hejwulf Garriksson, director of the Garriksson Institute of Applied Paleolexicography. “It is working!” adds Snurri Jurdlesdottir as she sprays gasoline on the faded clapboards of the Juttupfjord Episcopal Church, a one-room wooden structure dating to the late 19th century. “You tell National Geographic you never come back,” she adds, stuffing another wad of her home-mixed amalgam of reindeer antler-velvet and psychoactive lichen into my mouth. Her brother Magnus Jurdlesson takes a few moments to drag some rotting birch branches into the approximate shape of his side-project’s band name. “Loadhammer!” he bellows, shaking his fists at the pale fishbelly sky of the Arctic dawn — a sky leached of color and the false promises of modernity. “Black Metal forever!” screeches Snurri in a larynx-raking snarl, bathing my eager face in urine still potent with an esoteric pharmacopoeia of hallucinogens. I drink thirstily, taking art-director-pleasing selfies the whole while, firelight from the now-blazing church reflecting from my sopping face.</span><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6922929512588845815.post-43806924289829769322020-12-19T09:59:00.005-05:002020-12-22T19:15:48.234-05:00Lost In Yonkers<p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDLFOFuu9HtjVIng45OTi_6L7BjdnxgBns43nyeN7DYl6Fj3NF8taUuZA_lTYK7naukRJz5PtFVe48AMwv-oMFMlr2Z6aYeHc00QA9EmvnXmoKEM95-TBV8qdA8NtcmmroW1QGKVe9sTQ/s1400/cover.jpg" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1400" data-original-width="1400" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDLFOFuu9HtjVIng45OTi_6L7BjdnxgBns43nyeN7DYl6Fj3NF8taUuZA_lTYK7naukRJz5PtFVe48AMwv-oMFMlr2Z6aYeHc00QA9EmvnXmoKEM95-TBV8qdA8NtcmmroW1QGKVe9sTQ/w200-h200/cover.jpg" width="200" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://matthewleonard.hearnow.com/" target="_blank">Listen to Lost In Yonkers</a></span><p></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br />Matthew Leonard has taken us to Queens; now he’s taking us to Yonkers. Along the way, his train has stopped in Brooklyn, and somehow in Maine, and even a made few pit stops in middle America. Wherever this multi-instrumentalist songwriter/producer means to steer us, we end up going indoors. Lost in Yonkers, like all of Leonard’s output since his days with The Dales, is bedroom pop, albeit produced with a surer hand than most home recording. His use of vintage analog equipment creates a rich sonic tapestry for his neo-psychedelic musings. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Matthew Leonard’s music welcomes you in, sometimes with a broad, beaming smile and sometimes with a demented grin. He’s got a warm, friendly voice, like that of a less-affected Brian Ferry, whispering and groaning over an increasingly peculiar range of instruments: Lost in Yonkers relies heavily on harpejji and optigan. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Yonkers clearly represents the demented side of life—appropriately so, for what is clearly a COVID quarantine album. Beginning with the optimistic opener, “Pick Yourself Up Off the Ground,” the songs on the album ditch the usual verse-chorus format for a mantric repetition and repositioning, creating sonic riddles. What does Leonard mean by “give away”? Charity or mortality? Or have the words stopped meaning anything and turned into pure sound? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">This is the music of a man cooped up for a long time and talking to himself as he climbs the walls. Even the sped-up (or does it just FEEL faster? Is it just the bizarre phrasing?) cover of Vampire Weekend’s “Harmony Hall” sounds jittery and close. This isn’t Ezra Koenig’s wedding reception: the intimate room is cluttered with discarded shoes and stuffed coatracks. All corridors lead to the kitchen, where the conversation is smart and the coffee is strong. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">The album follows its jittery course, a close interview with an intelligent man who’s been indoors too long. Leonard shares his good humor and grace and only glancingly alludes to the universally looming fear and discomfort. In the end, Yonkers lets us onto Leonard’s back porch to breathe as Prince meets George Harrison in the smoldering “Get Free” and a nicely stretched-out harpejji treatment of Spoon’s “Inside Out.” Matthew Leonard may be muttering to himself a lot, but he’s still talking to us, thank God. It turns out Yonkers is a nice place to visit. Now, how the hell do we get home? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--Dan Kilian</span></p><p><b><a href="http://klogtheblog.blogspot.com/2015/09/undeniable-better-crackerjack-five-song.html"><span style="font-size: large;">Undeniably better Crackerjack: 5 Song Review</span></a></b></p><p><b><a href="http://klogtheblog.blogspot.com/2009/05/six-song-selection-radio-lives.html"><span style="font-size: large;">Six Song Selection: Radio Lives</span></a></b></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6922929512588845815.post-34618221470005561822019-02-13T20:03:00.004-05:002019-02-13T20:05:13.095-05:00A Cube Reflects<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><i>Hi.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I wrote this from
the point of view of a gelatinous cube that falls into the sky after gravity is
reversed by a party of characters who are investigating a temple structure that
erupted from the ground:</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Cartesiomorph
X23Y788Z439 dropped unexpectedly into the sky.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>It took as a point of logical departure that this surprising turn of
events was correlated to the presence of carbon-based organic life it felt
through the rock that had until so recently surrounded it on five sides.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>As it fell it had time to ponder:<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">X)<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Prior to the fall, a sudden vertical
translation of its basaltic environment had exposed its uppermost surface to
new material, largely atmospheric, but occasionally including solid organic
matter.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The material was quickly
dissolved and off-gassed to allow for meticulous study of the remaining durable
components of this new influx.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Trace
elements were incorporated into its substance, EAT I EAT I EAT bringing
singular joy. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Y)<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Reverberations through the crystalline matrix
of both its immediate environment and areas beyond indicated that similar
translations had occurred throughout the Greater Lattice.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This would certainly be worth additional
study, and – once findings were confirmed -- could merit a presentation to the
512 scholars of the Order I WILL BE BROUGHT TO FULL ADJACENCY, GLORY HEAPED
UPON ALL SIX SIDES.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Z)<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Organic life forms were repulsive in every
way.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>How much better to be composed of
silicon and ether, a vitreous testament to the glory of living geometry.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The corrupt and offensive morphologies of
these other beings – collections of the obtuse -- were an affront to the proper
mechanisms of the universe.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>DIE DIE DIE
THEY ALL MUST DIE.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The proper fate of
such things was to be deconstructed to their constituent atoms and sorted into
raw materials for less entropic entities. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">The axes of its
thoughts were thrown askew as it entered the upper reaches of the
atmosphere.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Of course, it realized, once
it considered its surroundings:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I will
now die.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>FUCKERS THOSE GUTFUCKERS<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">And so it did, fluids
boiling off into the rarefied air, its tissues losing coherence and spreading,
chaotic, into a cloud of hexane and toluene, dissipating, disordered, dead. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Dripping in the mushrooms of wet sawdust<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Replace every beam of wood he infests with worms<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: #1f497d; font-family: "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: large;">Delve, delve, delve into the mines<u></u><u></u></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #1f497d; font-family: "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: large;">Find, find, find the talisman to an elder and forgotten god, great Slobnobulus<u></u><u></u></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #1f497d; font-family: "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: large;">Invoke, invoke, invoke the servants of Slobnobulus by reading the glowing symbols that ring the portal that opens when droplets of blood accidentally spill onto the talisman – or was it an accident at all? Did the talisman somehow call to the blood? Did it arrange for the events that led up to its wetting to happen? <u></u><u></u></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #1f497d; font-family: "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: large;">Slay, slay, slay the Portal-born<u></u><u></u></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #1f497d; font-family: "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: large;">Run, run, run as they rise up, their terrible wounds knitting together as they shamble toward us<u></u><u></u></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #1f497d; font-family: "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: large;">Detonate, detonate, detonate the kegs of powder strategically positioned throughout the mine<u></u><u></u></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #1f497d; font-family: "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: large;">Collapse, collapse, collapse the mine onto the demon-things<u></u><u></u></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #1f497d; font-family: "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: large;">Establish, establish, establish a monastery above the collapsed mine<u></u><u></u></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #1f497d; font-family: "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: large;">Forbid, forbid, forbid any so foolish as to explore the caves that are under the watch of the Brotherhood<u></u><u></u></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #1f497d; font-family: "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: large;">Descend, descend, descend into complacency over the millennia<u></u><u></u></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #1f497d; font-family: "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: large;">Forget, forget, forget the original mission of the monastery<u></u><u></u></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #1f497d; font-family: "arial" , sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-size: large;">Release, release, release untold horrors upon the world….</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: large;">--Steve Kilian</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: black; color: black; font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="http://klogtheblog.blogspot.com/2009/06/sit-right-back-and-enjoy-this-tale-its.html?m=0">Regarding the Events Off The Mayburn Key, July23rd 1964</a> </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: black; color: black; font-family: "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: large;"><a href="http://klogtheblog.blogspot.com/2009/06/praying-for-rain.html?m=0">Praying For Rain</a></span><br />
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